weekend? more like weakened. let me rest
finally saw batman. during the scene in the iceberg lounge my dad leaned over to me and said “club penguin” and then didnt look at me for the rest of the film
ys19:
*takes a shower* ok I’m normal now
buying a different snack than usual at the store is one of the bravest and most dangerous things a girl can do
me before starting anything: I will like this piece of media a normal, acceptable amount.
me twenty seconds in:
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
may you experience very precedented events
sending me music u think id like is a love language
mood: i want to read a story exactly like one of my favorite stories i’ve read a thousand times but not THAT story because i’ve read it a thousand times and i want to read a new one but it should be exactly like this one.
“There’s millions of Tumblr users” to you. To me There’s only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you
“go ahead and mingle” are four of the scariest words in the english language thank you and goodnight
Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.
[id: twitter screencap of a tweet by user idealpiper. Text reads: “Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we don’t even know each other?”]
ohh you misheard! im a paranormal INSTIGATOR. im here to CAUSE hauntings lol
I don’t think we can ‘lmao’ our way out of this one, girls.
