frightshack:

finally saw batman. during the scene in the iceberg lounge my dad leaned over to me and said “club penguin” and then didnt look at me for the rest of the film

googledocsdyke:

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

essieincinci:

mood: i want to read a story exactly like one of my favorite stories i’ve read a thousand times but not THAT story because i’ve read it a thousand times and i want to read a new one but it should be exactly like this one.

offishly:

“There’s millions of Tumblr users” to you. To me There’s only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

academia-darling:

inkskinned:

unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

“go ahead and mingle” are four of the scariest words in the english language thank you and goodnight

failhappens:
“thenameislion-dandelion:
“Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.
”
[id: twitter screencap of a tweet by user idealpiper. Text reads: “Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes...

failhappens:

thenameislion-dandelion:

Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.

[id: twitter screencap of a tweet by user idealpiper. Text reads: “Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we don’t even know each other?”]

effyeffa:

effyeffa:

feminine urge this masculine urge that let’s stop being weird about gender online for a second and focus on what’s important

the european urge to eat a whole loaf of bread